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Proper Clubbing
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Looking for a part-time MC to host events at various clubs.

Previous experience essential. Please forward resume, references and wage expectations to:
[email protected] - Tue, 7 Feb 2006 3:08pm
Proper Clubbing
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Just to clarify, this position is for Victoria, BC.

I have been getting a great deal of responses from across Canada and the US, lol

Position is still open! - Wed, 8 Feb 2006 11:54am
WILLEM
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Hmmmmm, can spit some stuff some time, but Im not looking to do this full time right now...
either way, if you need help, email me...
[email protected]

Ill keep writing stuff for now. - Wed, 5 Apr 2006 10:54pm Edited: Wed, 5 Apr 2006 10:58pm
WILLEM
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ohhh, you said part-time, sure, Would I get a couple beers 2? - Wed, 5 Apr 2006 10:58pm Edited: Wed, 5 Apr 2006 10:59pm
WILLEM
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uhh ohh, wait 1 second...

here a little diddy...

The Cow Pie Plop, it just dont stop.
let the needle drop...
country style HIP HOP!
when Im pickin and drinkin on ma porch...
I got a horse, yup, and a cow-boy hat, of course.
sum-times me an ma buddies go huntin.
if were luckey, we evan git ta shoot sumtin...
but if we git nuttin, we get drunk, git da husqavarna, make stumps.
drink luckey lager?, boy you gotta.
were gonna drive by the high-school, an check out yer daughter.
we dont drink water, just whiskey, and beeeeeeeer.
we never say cheers, its !@#$%^&* rightz out here.
so, were goin back to the sticks, and were settin up shop.
keep producin country style HIP HOP.
cruizin around, ina pick-up truck, lookin at chick's buts.
gotta go to the gravel pit to do dough-nuts.
see here city slicker, I wuz born on a farm
ina big red barn.
we had pigs, sheep, cows and chickens.
and other little critters, we love goin fishin, with a little bit of grass.
Yup, reminissin bout that last cow-girl ass.
git home kick off ma boots, have a couple hootz, brewz and snooze, thats what us country boyz do.
"tell me cow-boy, howde ye git so kickin?"
weelll....
its all these ryhmes, I keep hhuuuccckkkkspittin.
get yer shotguns, were goin to the river.
best start torqin, yup @#$%^&^&* giver.
go to the bar, and get barred, actin like !@#$%^ retards.
hop in the truck, beware....
these cowboys are drivin impaired.
Damn you little bastards nowadays...
When we were your age, we used ta have ta walk ta school, both ways, uphill, four feet of snow.
and no-one picked us up hitch-hikin.
cuz we had no thumbs.
were goin country...
the cow pie plop, it just dont stop, let the needle drop, county style HIP HOP.
Trust me, I got a million rhyming words, its too bad most of my raps go to the birds. - Wed, 5 Apr 2006 11:01pm Edited: Wed, 5 Apr 2006 11:14pm
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